For chrissake, now Hillary is comparing herself to Rocky in Pennsylvania appearances.
PHILADELPHIA (AP) - Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton says she has something in common with legendary film boxer Rocky Balboa—she's not a quitter.
Could she also have in common the fact that both she and Rocky were fighting black men?
Is she conjuring up Barack-Obama-as-Apollo-Creed?
"Let me tell you something, when it comes to finishing a fight, Rocky and I have a lot in common. I never quit. I never give up. And neither do the American people," Clinton said in excerpts of prepared remarks to be given Tuesday to a meeting of the Pennsylvania AFL-CIO.
OMG, now I have puke-inducing images of Hillary chugging raw eggs and punching hunks of meat as Wolfson sneaks nips from a brown paper bag. But the image Hillary wants me to have is white-versus-black duking it out with boxing gloves on.
Sorry Hillary. You are not the great white hope. You are a desperate pol with a lousy message and a questionable record.
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"The Republicans aren't going to give up without a fight," Clinton said. "And no matter how beautiful your rhetoric, the Republicans aren't going to turn off their attack machine—it doesn't have an off-switch."
Does the Clinton attack machine have an off switch? By the way, Sly Stallone is a McCain supporter!
"But one thing you know about me is that when I say I'll fight for you, I'll fight for you," the New York senator said. "I know what it's like to stumble. I know what it means to get knocked down. But I've never stayed down, and I never will."
That's right Hillary. When those snipers were shooting at you, you totally got off the tarmac and listened to the eight-year-old-girl's poem. You don't know the word "quit."
"Now, this is one of the most important elections we've ever had. There is so much at stake. But just as it's getting time to vote here in Pennsylvania, Senator Obama says he's getting tired of it. His supporters say they want it to end," Clinton said.
Her eyes swollen shut from the beating meted out from that black guy, Obama-as-Apollo Creed, Hillary screams at her corner man Carville, "Cut me, Jimmy! Cut me!"
Meantime, Obama Creed goes for the K.O., sorta...not really...
"My attitude is Senator Clinton can run as long as she wants," he said.
Oh yeah, at the end of Rocky, the judges give the bout to Apollo.